1. whorville:

    Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

    (via joshpeck)

    6 days ago  /  115,791 notes  /  Source: whorville

  2. cybercum:

    im not even in a blogging circle im just kind of here

    (via greetings)

    6 days ago  /  18,941 notes  /  Source: cybercum

  3. prezant:

    If you think my blog sucks wait till you see my life 

    (via humorking)

    6 days ago  /  167,213 notes  /  Source: rchela

  4. thepondsaregone:

    thorinoakenbutt:

    castielandpie:

    poryqon:

    it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

    I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

    For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

    WHAT

    (via joshpeck)

    6 days ago  /  154,780 notes  /  Source: poryqon

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  6. rebornica:

    accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends

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    (via joshpeck)

    6 days ago  /  77,511 notes  /  Source: rebornica

  7. snorlaxatives:

    buttlicked:

    not gunna lie……… im not a huge fan of garlic bread..„„

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    (via snorlaxatives)

    6 days ago  /  5,002 notes  /  Source: buttlicked

  8. I remember back when I was little I didn’t want to brush my teeth and my mom told me that boys wouldn’t want to kiss me and I said that I didn’t want to kiss them so it didn’t matter

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  9. eridanandsollux:

    ackermom:

    reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

    • parties with glowsticks raves???
    • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
    • multitasking!!
    • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
    • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
    • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
    • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
    • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
    • A U T O S A V E
    • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F

    (via eggnored)

    1 week ago  /  172,187 notes  /  Source: ackermom

  10. dickfila:

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    I-G-G-Y

    (via welfareglasses)

    1 week ago  /  37 notes  /  Source: dickfila

  11. 1like1prayer:

    when someone drags you and you dont have time to deal with their irrelevant ass

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    (via laughbitches)

    1 week ago  /  19,112 notes  /  Source: 1like1prayer

  12. massiv3:

    so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

    (via laughbitches)

    1 week ago  /  103,700 notes  /  Source: massiv3

  13. (via laughbitches)

    1 week ago  /  101,158 notes  /  Source: meanplastic